seacielo - Da Kine o’ Life

Yeah, I’ve been irritable and not-so miserable these past days. I couldn’t run because my body seems lethargic. I couldn’t skim because I’m don’t feel like running. I couldn’t even masturbate. I’m on medication. Since my body has a mind of it’s own, it only wants to sleep and eat. Well, especially that masturbating thing, ugh I might as well take that off my once in awhile indulgence.

It’s not the laundry woman, really. That bacterial infection, hmmnn must be the masturbation. Not that I shove things inside me, but yeah… errr so the soap advertisement is right. Actually, I put a whole lot of new meaning to “maghugas ng kamay.” *wink* Perhaps that ad has its subliminal meaning. Hey sex always sells.

Well, I’m finishing off my medication tonight, although it has all been gone. Yeah, it’s good to smell sweet again. It’s pretty weird I have my way of smelling my panties. I mean, I’m not a big fan of the pantyliner. My mother always says that it’s way unhygienic using it everyday. It also could trigger urinary tract infection. Really, if using a pantyliner is a way of warding off that fishy smell, girls should think again.

Fishy smell and icky un-white(?) discharges spells BACTERIA. It’s even more scarier if there is the element of casual sex. Honestly, it has freaked me out somehow. I mean, it’s been two years since I’ve got almost laid. But hey, Syphilis and all other STDs (say warts) could actually hang on for like 10 years or so. Don’t argue with me because I’ve researched and written about it. And then, I know someone who… forget about it. It has frightened me even more. *phew* Thanks heaven, it’s just bacteria, which is somehow normal.

I dare say, having a vagina is pretty tricky. Heheheh! I guess, I have to focus on other things for awhile. Or perhaps, fight the urge headstrong! Yeah! Woo! Woo! Woo! I mean, I would redirect my carnal instincts. Yeah… I’m getting paranoid now. So there, the joke is on me. I always use to kid around:

Someone: So anything you play aside from skimboarding?

Me: Myself.

Lol… definitely the joke is on me now. But hey, I discover that most people are wrong about how a vagina really smells. I mean, come on! I beg to differ about its comparison with fish. It’s so nasty. I’m really offended. Perhaps, nobody really care about vaginal hygiene. Washing it daily or twice a day is not enough. Discharges are sort of normal at a point. But when they are discolored and smelly, it’s time to head for some OB-GYN strategy. I mean, women should always see the OB-GYN. It’s not just the married and the pregnant who have the right, every woman has the right.

Anyway, I don’t really care how other girls smell. All I know is I’m sweet. I want to keep it that way. Should I really be talking, least be proud of it? Hahahaha! So I’m vain in a very weird way, who cares!

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